At its foot a man may sleep

(Entry title taken from today's Dracula Daily. Would have gone with "Wake up babes, new gender just dropped" as a reference to "I am alone in the castle with those awful women. Faugh! Mina is a woman, and there is nought in common. They are devils of the Pit!" (the new gender being, of course, "devil of the Pit") if that had anything at all to do with the contents of this entry. I'm mentioning this because I am very proud of this stupid meme-esque joke and I refuse to have schneefink  be the only recipient of the worst bits of my liveundeadblogging of this stupid book. Look. I have one think going for me right now and that is that I am up to date with Dracula Daily.)

( Whiney whiner whines )