Not An Expert: The Meme

[dhampyresa]

Give me one or more prompts about any fandom whatsoever and I will write you fic for it, based on fandom osmosis, like I did with Dragon Age that one time.

Obviously the idea would to pick a fandom I don't know, for maximum Not An Expert hilarity, but do whatever you want.

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[dhampyresa]

Hard mode: not reading wikipedia.

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Once upon a time, there was a man who was a florist who was an assassin.

"I'm going to plant some poisonous flowers," the florist-who-was-an-assassin told his neighbour, who was an assassin who was a florist.

"I'll join you," said the assassin-who-was-a-florist, but that was a lie. He had been hired to kill the other assassin/florist. This town wasn't big enough for the both of them!

[the_rck]

::laughs:: Lighter on the Desperately Important Angst than the canon and lighter on the making out than the fanfic.

Thank you!