Not An Expert: The Meme

[dhampyresa]

Give me one or more prompts about any fandom whatsoever and I will write you fic for it, based on fandom osmosis, like I did with Dragon Age that one time.

Obviously the idea would to pick a fandom I don't know, for maximum Not An Expert hilarity, but do whatever you want.

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[yhlee]

Supernatural, the Winchester brothers, cooking implements.

(Full disclosure, I gave up on Supernatural after only a few seasons, so I don't know what it's doing these days either!)

[dhampyresa]

I've seen some episodes of Supernatural, that was years ago.

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"When I said I wanted to be the big spoon for once, that wasn't what I meant," Dean said.

"It'll teach you to talk shit to people with magic powers," Sam said. He picked up his brother who was now a talking spoon.

closest icon I have to a spoon

[yhlee]

Bwah! Thank you.

(That is...rather in character for Dean, ahahaha.)

[the_rck]

Weiss Kreuz.

You may need Wikipedia, so I'm not sure this one's fair, but it is the Fandom I write most often.

[dhampyresa]

Hard mode: not reading wikipedia.

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Once upon a time, there was a man who was a florist who was an assassin.

"I'm going to plant some poisonous flowers," the florist-who-was-an-assassin told his neighbour, who was an assassin who was a florist.

"I'll join you," said the assassin-who-was-a-florist, but that was a lie. He had been hired to kill the other assassin/florist. This town wasn't big enough for the both of them!

[the_rck]

::laughs:: Lighter on the Desperately Important Angst than the canon and lighter on the making out than the fanfic.

Thank you!

[hokuton_punch]

Marathon! The video games, not the race or its namesake. :D

[schneefink]

Hmm. Do you know One Piece? If not, One Piece, summer vacation.