I can explain -- a crack PJO/HOO fanmix
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dhampyresaThis has been running around my head for the last two days or so and I haven't been able to get anything done because of it. Hopefully posting it will mean I'll be able to do something else, now.
There are two ways to go about making a crack fanmix. One is to use humorous songs in a serious manner and the other is to use serious songs in a humorous manner. This mix is six of one, half a dozen of the other and some songs that idk what's going with them.
No guarantees that this will be as funny to anyone as it is to me, but here goes.
(15 tracks, runtime: 48mn 25s according to VLC, 40mn according to 8tracks)
1. Under The Sea -- Disney's Little Mermaid
(Percy) Seaweed Brain finds the human world confusing
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
[…]
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
3. I'm on a boat -- The Lonely Island
(Luke) Being a villain has perks
You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a boat
[…]
Hey ma, if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
[…]
Poseidon, look at me, oh, all hands on deck
5. If I only were a goth -- Voltaire
Nico's only wearing black until they invent something darker
Dressed in black, I'd go creepin'
While the normal folk are sleepin'
[…]
Yes, the world would be depressing
Over death I'd be obsessing
[…]
With my diet I'd get scurvy
[…]
If I only were a Goth
7. I'm Down Right Amazed At What I Can Destroy With Just A Hammer -- Atom and His Package
TEAM LEO
I can only break walls, moves stuff, and get snacks.
[…]
I am a super bad boy again.
[…] And I am downright amazed at what I can destroy with just a hammer.
9. Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) -- The Offspring
Jason Grace can FLY, y'all
And all the girls say I'm pretty fly
For a white guy.
[…]
Our subject isn't cool,
But he fakes it anyway.
He may not have a clue;
And he may not have style.
11. Canadian Please -- Gunnarolla & Julia Bentley
(Frank) Canada, FUCK YEAH!
We got beavers, cariboo and moose
We got buffalos, bears, and Canadian goose
[…]
The Greek chill out with Socrates
Can’t build a wall like the Chinese
13. Moving to New York -- The Wombats
(Camp Half-Blood) Bad dreams are a common symptom of being a demigod. This is nothing to worry about.
I've just had the craziest week
[…]
And we're not the same and I will wear that on my sleeve.
[…]
So I'm moving to New York cos I've got problems with my sleep
15. It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) -- R.E.M.
(Apocalypse, ho!) Oh no, the Greek pantheon has fucked up. AGAIN.
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
[…]
Wasn't coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck
[…]
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
I'll add a download link as soon as I can. ETA: Download link is here. (Let me know if it expires and I'll reupload it.)
There are two ways to go about making a crack fanmix. One is to use humorous songs in a serious manner and the other is to use serious songs in a humorous manner. This mix is six of one, half a dozen of the other and some songs that idk what's going with them.
No guarantees that this will be as funny to anyone as it is to me, but here goes.
(15 tracks, runtime: 48mn 25s according to VLC, 40mn according to 8tracks)
1. Under The Sea -- Disney's Little Mermaid
(Percy) Seaweed Brain finds the human world confusing
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
[…]
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
2. Belle (Little Town) -- From Disney's Beauty and the Beast
(Annabeth) Wise Girl and her books (Camp Half-Blood is boring)
Every morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this poor provincial town
[…]
That girl is so peculiar
[…]
Her nose stuck in a book
3. I'm on a boat -- The Lonely Island
(Luke) Being a villain has perks
You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a boat
[…]
Hey ma, if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
[…]
Poseidon, look at me, oh, all hands on deck
4. Cherry Bomb -- The Runaways
(Thalia) Hunters rule, school drools
Can't stay at home, can't stay at school
Old folks say, ya poor little fool
[…]
Hello world I'm your wild girl
[…]
Bad nights cause'n teenage blues
Get down ladies you've got nothing to lose
[…]
I'll give ya something to live for
5. If I only were a goth -- Voltaire
Nico's only wearing black until they invent something darker
Dressed in black, I'd go creepin'
While the normal folk are sleepin'
[…]
Yes, the world would be depressing
Over death I'd be obsessing
[…]
With my diet I'd get scurvy
[…]
If I only were a Goth
6.Cassandra -- ABBA
(Rachel) Seeing the future isn't all it's cracked up to be
But then again you were lost from the start
[…]
You know the future is casting a shadow
No one else sees it but you know your fate
[…]
You really had the power
I only saw it as dreams you would weave
7. I'm Down Right Amazed At What I Can Destroy With Just A Hammer -- Atom and His Package
TEAM LEO
I can only break walls, moves stuff, and get snacks.
[…]
I am a super bad boy again.
[…] And I am downright amazed at what I can destroy with just a hammer.
8. Primadonna -- Marina & the Diamonds
(Piper) She's a movie star!
You can count on me to misbehave
[…]
Beauty queen
[…]
Get what I want 'cause I ask for it
9. Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) -- The Offspring
Jason Grace can FLY, y'all
And all the girls say I'm pretty fly
For a white guy.
[…]
Our subject isn't cool,
But he fakes it anyway.
He may not have a clue;
And he may not have style.
10. The Witch Queen of New Orleans -- Redbone
YER A WITCH, HAZEL LEVESQUE
She'll put a spell on you
[…]
She's the witch-queen ah
Of New Orleans
[…]
She lives in world of magic
Possessed by the devils skew
[…]
A witch-queen never dies
11. Canadian Please -- Gunnarolla & Julia Bentley
(Frank) Canada, FUCK YEAH!
We got beavers, cariboo and moose
We got buffalos, bears, and Canadian goose
[…]
The Greek chill out with Socrates
Can’t build a wall like the Chinese
12. Phoenix -- Fall Out Boy
Ain't nobody gonna keep Reyna down
Put on your war paint
[…]
Hey young blood
Doesn't it feel like our time is running out?
I'm gonna change you like a remix
Then I'll raise you like a phoenix
[…]
So we can take the world back from the heart-attacked
One maniac at a time we will take it back
13. Moving to New York -- The Wombats
(Camp Half-Blood) Bad dreams are a common symptom of being a demigod. This is nothing to worry about.
I've just had the craziest week
[…]
And we're not the same and I will wear that on my sleeve.
[…]
So I'm moving to New York cos I've got problems with my sleep
14. San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair) -- Scott McKenzie
(Camp Jupiter) Pax Romana, bro
If you're going to San Francisco
You're gonna meet some gentle people there
[…]
There's a whole generation with a new explanation
15. It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) -- R.E.M.
(Apocalypse, ho!) Oh no, the Greek pantheon has fucked up. AGAIN.
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
[…]
Wasn't coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck
[…]
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine