Eurovision 2023 finale

[dhampyresa]

A.K.A. the most important political event happening on English soil this year.

Stefania continues to be legimately a good song. Catchy too.

Appreciated the Italian guy coming out on stage with a Progress Pride flag. Ditto the Australians having an Australian Aboriginal Flag.

Verka!

I stan a short king Graham. I hope we get footage of him running from booth to stage


Austria
Still a fucking bop.

Portugal
Red dress and pink gloves is BDE (Big Diamonds are a girl's best friends Energy).

Switzerland
Still boring.

Poland
Sometimes the closeups make it look like her background is the bi flag. Boring song. Also the contrast between how covered up the male dancers are versus how short the female dancers shorts are is interesting.

Serbia
I like his boots. Also there should be subtitles for all the songs. I'm getting Jodorowski's Les Technopères vibes from the staging.

France
Legit love this. It's great <3 what a voice

Cyprus
I keep thinking electric guitar and drums are going to come in but they never do. I'm being rockblocked. Ah! Figured it out. Reminds me of Imagine Dragons' Believer.

Spain
No.

Sweden
I absolutely love the customing on her hands.

Albania
Growing on me a bit

Italy
I'm enjoying this. It's unoriginal, but he's very pretty.

Estonia
Ghost piano.

Finland
Neon glow in the dark dystopia. Understood the assignment.

Czechia
I wish i could understand any words beyond "my sister's crown".

Australia
Fucking love it. Very "Where we're going we don't need roads". It's headbanging time!

Belgium
Nice song. Not sure about the visuals. The white guy with four black women back up singers was off/weird vibes

Armenia
Meh

Moldova
Ah. Yes. The guy who went to the New Age cult leader school of orientalism.

Ukraine
That staging!!!!!! I'd 10000% watch an anime with that guy as the protag. Like this a lot.

Norway
Still amazing. Lightsabers!

Germany
They Committed and it's beautiful. Enjoying this. Wouldn't have done red on red for the staging though.

Lithuania
Forgot to put the leftivers in the fridge break

Latveria
Thanks for the earworm, Doctor Doom.

Israel
Bathroom break

Slovenia
It's fine.

Croatia
Most understood of all the assignments.

United Kingdom
I legit can't hear her over the music.


How dare Graham not have changed clothing with the others. HE COULD HAVE IF HE WASN'T SUCH A COWARD

Prosthetics! And a song. With words presumably, but don't ask me what they were, I was being chewed on by a cat. Null points, Miss Creant! Null points.

Netta! She looks great.

This WOULD be the biggest vote in the world innit

Latvia's glasses drop is AWESOME. Bane is giving points for Iceland and HE HAS A MASK UNDER HIS MASK. Space woooooooooolf

EXCUSE ME BUT WHERE IS MÅNS

Comments

[yuuago]

France's entry was so good this year!

[kore]

I love the enthusiasm every year!

[cornerofmadness]

I'm beginning to be sad America has no interest in this (though I've been told I can find it all on Youtube). This however slayed me - Latveria
Thanks for the earworm, Doctor Doom.

[fiachairecht]

I am used to the jury having no taste but only 15 audience points for Germany was CRIMINAL /biased bc I've loved Lord of the Lost for years but also I firmly believe I'm objectively right

[dolorosa_12]

EXCUSE ME BUT WHERE IS MÅNS

Given who won, we are almost guaranteed to get a lot of Måns next year, that's for sure!

I loved this year's competition, and thought it was the best lineup in years, but I don't like ballads in Eurovision (unless they're power ballads like Conchita's), and like it when the contest is full of stuff like Croatia and Moldova's songs, so I was almost guaranteed to like it! (But I wanted Finland to win.)

[lannamichaels]

I stan a short king Graham. I hope we get footage of him running from booth to stage

I don't have footage from the actual show, but this seems to be him practicing during rehearsal: https://twitter.com/bbceurovision/status/1657455535753502721#m