To: Miss Creant

[dhampyresa]

Dear Kitty,

I appreciate your continuing commitment to verifying if the laws and fundamental forces of the universe are working as usual.

However, would you mind not checking gravity with breakables?

I would also be very grateful if you stopped jumping on my solar plexus to test P = ¹/₂mv² / S. Trust me, pressure does equal half of mass time speed squared divided by surface. And it hurts.

Love,
dhampyresa

PS: I know your motto is "If I cannot find trouble I will create it", but under no circumstances are you to move from performing gravity experiments to experiments on any of the other three fundamental forces. Knowing you, you'd be able to create a natural nuclear fission reactor à la Oklo.

Comments

[senmut]

Oh kitties!

[dhampyresa]

Lovely little criminals, the lot of them!