I have become a parody of myself

[dhampyresa]

... I just spend a not insignificant amount of time being mad at Cicero for being Wrong On The Internet and writing my fave OOC

Ok more seriously his characterisation of Scipio in Somnium Scipionis is Bad

Basically I refuse to believe Scipio would talk about the razing of Carthage like it's a good thing ("Within these two years you will destroy it as Consul; and that title, which so far you bear as an inheritance from me, shall be won for you by your own achievement." MY LEFT FOOT in this house we do not respect genocidaires)

If Scipio had wanted to delenda himself a Carthago he could have! But he didn't! And even if he had he wouldn't have done it by comitting fucking genocide

Also I hate Cicero's overly long-winded writing style.

I cannot believe this needs saying but: I like verbs, ok.



What could possibly make it worse? Why to have two characters with THE EXACT SAME NAME, of course! He chose to refer to Publius Cornelius Scipio Aemilianus Africanus Minor and Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus Maior both as Scipio Africanus which is technically not inaccurate I GUESS but a maddeningly confusing way to go (and yes if you were wondering it is also confusing and The Worst in French)
Why, Cicero? WHY?!

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Edit: I was thinking of getting a tag for Carthage-related stuff, do you have an idea for a good name? The best I got is "non delenda Carthago".

CARTHAGO SERVANDA EST.

[dhampyresa]

Almost a year and with no Starbucks: TA DA!

[sovay]

TA DA!

Yay!