It's still paranoia, apparently

Even if they are out to get you. This observation brought to you by a handful of RL stuff, Hemingway's FBI trail and Fanlore's proposed policy about posting pictures of fans. (I do not want pictures of me on the internet, much less ones where I am identifiable and absolutely not ones where I am identified.)

On a lighter note, a poem about the cutest thing currently trying to get me:
My name is catte
And wen is nite
Human sleepin tite
Or wen is nap
Catte lyin on lap
I do not hesitatte
I bite the face