Eurovision 2023 semi finale 1

Missed the first song and a half because I was having dinner.

Malta
Like the rainbow laser eyes cat. I keep thinking that he's saying "Tijuana". I am sadly not currently wearing a sweater.

Serbia
Anyone else getting "Repo The Genetic Opera" vibes from the staging? Trans flag in the audience :D

Latvia
I'm very neutral on this. Fine. It's fine.

Portugal
The intro sounds really familiar, but I can't quite place it. very upbeat, feels like something to dance to.

Ireland
Too generic to really have an opinion on.

WHITBY in the postcard! Even Eurovision is on the Dracula Daily train :')

Croatia
Some premium Eurovision camp. Finally.

Switzerland
From the way the French presenters were saying the title I thought it was "What a gun" instead of "Watergun". And that misheard title is the most interesting thing about this song.

Israel
Her bra looks like it comes straight out of a Sexy Batgirl redesign.

Latveria
The blue and green two-toned capes are an Interesting choice.

Moldova
He looks like a New Age cult leader :| i like the dancers' scorpion hair

Sweden
This was certainly a song that was sung.

Azerbaïdjan
More meh.

Czechia
Like it. Reminds me a bit of Netta's "I'm not your toy".

Netherlands
I'm bored. This semi is SO BORING.

Finland
Finally some good fucking food. Enjoying the nonsensical neon clothes dystopia vibes.

Norway
Damn, wish I hadn't missed it live, it's my favourite so far!


A talking turkey?! Yay, Måns! Ooh she can flex her pecs, it looks dope.


Yay, Norway made it!