A tragedy in two acts

ACT ONE
Scene 1.

DHAMPYRESA is lying in bed from the covid and has been for the past ten hours.

DHAMPYRESA

O woe! O woe! O woe!

Enter MISS CREANT, a small cat. She lies down next to DHAMPYRESA. She is purring.

DHAMPYRESA

Hold paw? Hold paw.

They both fall asleep.


ACT TWO
Scene 1.

DHAMPYRESA is still lying in bed and has been for three hours. They are waking up but are still almost entirely asleep.

DHAMPYRESA

In my hand, a squishy thing.
It must be for squeezing.

Exit MISS CREANT, the best kitty, with a furious yowl.

FINIS