my life as a slug

Me, on days I have to go into the office: nyurgh /draaaaaaags self to work
Me, on work-from-home days: nyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh /drags self to "office"
Me, when I have to go to the doctor/hospital or take the cat to the vet or do anything else health-related: urgh. fine.
Me, at literally anything else: No.