Reading Wednesday

*dodges fish*

I kid. I just dug up some history tl;dr I wrote a while back, so I'm just going to copy-paste it here, in case it's of interest to anyone.

(Okay, so basically every time I’m going to ask people to talk to me, shit is going to get in my way? Okay, then.)


Favorite female historical figure

( Dido of Carthage )

Historical figure I never expected to like as much as I do

( Fucking Augustus, man )