To: Miss Creant

[dhampyresa]

Dear Kitty,

I appreciate your continuing commitment to verifying if the laws and fundamental forces of the universe are working as usual.

However, would you mind not checking gravity with breakables?

I would also be very grateful if you stopped jumping on my solar plexus to test P = ¹/₂mv² / S. Trust me, pressure does equal half of mass time speed squared divided by surface. And it hurts.

Love,
dhampyresa

PS: I know your motto is "If I cannot find trouble I will create it", but under no circumstances are you to move from performing gravity experiments to experiments on any of the other three fundamental forces. Knowing you, you'd be able to create a natural nuclear fission reactor à la Oklo.

Comments

[senmut]

Oh kitties!

[dhampyresa]

Lovely little criminals, the lot of them!

[yuuago]

Kitty <3 <3 "I am going to create problems on purpose" :3

[dhampyresa]

She's lucky she's cute, the miscreant!

[sovay]

Knowing you, you'd be able to create a natural nuclear fission reactor à la Oklo.

I fully believe in nuclear fission kittens.

[dhampyresa]

What is fission but the breaking of very tiny things?

[schneefink]

At first I wanted to suggest that she do experiments with time instead as the results could be very useful, but then I thought of the possible resulting trouble and maybe better not.

[dhampyresa]

DON'T GIVE HER ANY IDEAS D:

[china_shop]

Heee!

[dhampyresa]

Catte: hehehehehehehehehe