What an excellent question! If Emily came to Hamburg, she'd
- arrive in an ugly but very expensive Dirndl dress (which is Bavarian Tracht, but never mind; Germany is Germany) and a tote bag with 'I <3 Hamburg' printed on it - eat nothing but fish, every day - teach the uncivilised North Germans how to cook said fish properly, because people in a harbor town that's been there since the middle ages need someone from Chicago to help them figure out the correct philosophy of cooking fish - make every male who meets her fall in insta-love with her (admittedly, this is not location-specific) - become a social media star posting videos of her harbor boat trips - explain the Germans what boats are really supposed to be like - .... ugh.
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- arrive in an ugly but very expensive Dirndl dress (which is Bavarian Tracht, but never mind; Germany is Germany) and a tote bag with 'I <3 Hamburg' printed on it
- eat nothing but fish, every day
- teach the uncivilised North Germans how to cook said fish properly, because people in a harbor town that's been there since the middle ages need someone from Chicago to help them figure out the correct philosophy of cooking fish
- make every male who meets her fall in insta-love with her (admittedly, this is not location-specific)
- become a social media star posting videos of her harbor boat trips
- explain the Germans what boats are really supposed to be like
- .... ugh.