corvidology: ([EMO] BLIMEY)
Corvidology ([personal profile] corvidology) wrote in [personal profile] dhampyresa 2020-10-12 09:50 pm (UTC)

Swamps
Porches
Snakes
Deer hunting
Raccoon hunting
Turkey hunting
Hunting lodges
Church on every corner
Magnolia trees as far as the eye can see
Spanish moss hanging from every tree
Barbecue... well, on everything and everyone has a big one on wheels made out of an old gas tank
Everyone is carrying a gun or a shotgun AND a bible at all times
Everyone is wearing a baseball cap with a trucking logo or a bad taste joke on it
Men all called 'Bubba'
Everyone has visible sweat stains
Women all have Big Hair and dress like they're in Gone with the Wind with shorter dresses

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