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dhampyresa ([personal profile] dhampyresa) wrote 2016-03-19 10:39 pm (UTC)

Hard mode: not reading wikipedia.

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Once upon a time, there was a man who was a florist who was an assassin.

"I'm going to plant some poisonous flowers," the florist-who-was-an-assassin told his neighbour, who was an assassin who was a florist.

"I'll join you," said the assassin-who-was-a-florist, but that was a lie. He had been hired to kill the other assassin/florist. This town wasn't big enough for the both of them!

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